Mahathir's visit to the bomoh

During the Mahathir's Era...

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was
feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how another neighboring
country can be doing better than Malaysia.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui
masters to ensure prosperity for the country.

Dr M thought if that is the case Malaysia Boleh also, and went to seek
the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there are 2 things
that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for: "Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks". You
must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock
market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What, why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for: "A Nation Without Any Ringgit".

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the
people.


Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR, see what it
stands for!! "Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly"