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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Resources


Made In China


Spider Goat


Woodblock Notes


Exam Brain


Lawak Hari Hujan


Friday, December 23, 2011

Rock N Roll Souls

P/S: Pilihan di tangan anda!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Evolusi Seluar Baggy


Top Relationship Status


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Online Unlimited


















p/s: rutin wajib admin setiap pagi...hehe

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Office Hang Chair Prank


P/S : No chair?.. Choose japanese style..

Cup Clipper

P/S: Simplify your complicated life!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Facebook Likers Fail


P/S: Think twice before like someone status!

Marketing Concepts Examples

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
- "That’s – Direct Marketing"

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him
- "That’s Advertising"

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
- "That’s Brand Recognition"

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
- "That’s Customer Feedback"

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
- "That’s Demand & Supply Gap"

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives
- "That’s Restriction from Entering New Market".

If Animal have Facebook

If animals have FB or Blackberry account, these are most likely their status:

Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon
Cockroach: managed to skip from some one’s foot step.
Cow: Huh! Again they are touching my breast..what do they think I am? B**ch?
Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her?
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this all due wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink.. Hurray!!
Pig: oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!
Lice: oh shit!! I entered wrong hair.. Smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: “ luckily I am haram”
Goat replies: “ don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?

Relationship Tips 101


Thursday, December 8, 2011

Bowling Mainan Perempuan?


P/S: Let see who's playing and who's watching... Absolutely,woha!

Fail Office Paper Clip


P/S: Clean ur dirty mind..

No Smoking at Petrol Station


P/S: Self-Intervention!

He'll become a good photographer


P/S: Dare to fail!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Syaitan Gemuk

Sahabat Rasulullah SAW Abu Hurairah R.A pernah bercerita “Perbezaan syaitan penggoda orang kafir dan syaitan penggoda orang mukmin. Syaitan Penggoda orang kafir kelihatan gemuk, segar, rapi dan memakai baju cantik. Sedangkan syaitan penggoda orang mukmin kurus,kering, kusut, dan telanjang.”

Syaitan gemuk bertanya kepada syaitan kurus, “Mengapa kamu menyedihkan, kau kurus, kering, kusut,dan telanjang?”

 Syaitan kurus menjawab, “Aku bertugas menggoda orang mukmin yang selalu berzikir dan membaca bismillah,menyebut nama ALLAH. Ketika hendak makan dan minum, dia membaca bismillah, menyebut nama ALLAH, maka aku tetap lapar dan haus. Ketika memakai minyak rambut dia menyebut nama ALLAH, maka aku tetap kusut. Dan ketika dia memakai baju, dia juga menyebut nama ALLAH sehingga aku tetap telanjang.”

Syaitan gemuk menyahut, “kalau begitu, aku beruntung, aku bersama orang yang tidak pernah menyebut nama Allah. Pada waktu, dia tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku dapat makan bersamanya sampai puas. Ketika minum, dia juga tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku boleh bersama dia minum. Ketika berhias dia tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku turut berhiasDan, ketika memakai baju, aku pun ikut memakai pakaiannya.”

Begitulah, betapa agung faedah membaca bismilah.

Syaitan tidak dapat bersama makan makanan orang yang membaca : Bismilahirrahmanirrahim !

Wallahualam

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Selipar Cop Follow Me


Childhood Guns


P/S: Masihkah kau ingat..

Clever Business Card


Dulu Kini: Hijrah Artis Malaysia


1. Bob Lokman - bekas pelakon, pelawak, komposer
2. Ustaz akhil hayy - bekas penyanyi rock (80-an)
3. Megat - bekas penyanyi kumpulan ACAB
4. Azmeer Mustafa - bekas pelakon filem 'ali setan'
5. Ustaz Radzi - bekas penyanyi rock 'Melissa'
6. Iwan Syahman - bekas penyanyi dangdut
7. Izam - bekas vocalis kumpulan E.Y.E
8. Sham kamikaze - bekas gitaris kumpulan 'kamikaze'
9. Mel - bekas penyanyi kumpulan 'Wings'

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hantu Bonceng


Casio Scientific Calc


Teknik Ambil Gambar Passport


The Common Mosquito

1- It is the female one who bites and spreads malaria.
2- It has one hundred eyes in its head
3- It has 48 teeth in its mouth
4- Inside its little body there are three complete Hearts!!.
5- It has six knives in its nose and each knife has its special use.
6- It has three wings on each side

Sunday, November 27, 2011

why other fruit afraid of banana


I Hate My Job


Batman Needs Some Space


How I Met Your Mother


Inside Teenage Ipod


Why say nothing


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Bahaya Tahan Kentut


P/S: Jangan MALU jika anda terkentut atau sengaja kentut di khalayak ramai.. Ia adalah salah satu NIKMAT hidup di dunia ini.. Lepaskan saja kentut itu walaupun di sebelah orang yang terSAYANG.. Bak kata pepatah "Semakin kentut, semakin sayang"..

You Are Not Lazy


P/S: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Baby Cranked Up


P/S: A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race..

What Oldest Brother For


P/S: Thank God, I'm the oldest.. but i'm not like this.. Woha!

How To Shut Your Child Mouth


P/S: A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his leg increase..

Troll Face After Loreal Revitalift


P/S: If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.. woha!

The World's Best Skin Cream


P/S: Hai obat hai obat, mari beli obat..

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Crazy English


P/S: STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Extreme Bike


P/S: Who's your daddy?..woha.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Passwords Are Like Underwear


P/S: Keep your used underwear in the safe place..woha!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Face It Dont Facebook It


"Sebaiknya jangan banyak sangat luah perasaan sendiri kat Facebook. Banyakkan tazkirah untuk semua.. Yang tak puas hati tu simpan dalam hati. Mengadu pada Allah lebih baik dari luah kat Facebook."-Ustaz Azhar Idrus

Weather Forecast : Perfect Day


P/S: I'm getting soaked..

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Make Yourself At Home


P/S: Even at public location like the mall ;p

Xmen Wolverine BBQ Menu


P/S: Grill Steak 1 Please!

Where Your Waiter Gone


P/S: It's on the house, FOC.

Metal Rock Cat


P/S: If the pain goes on, i'm not gonna make it~..

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Michael Jackson - This Is It

P/S: Also this is Dr. Bamrick

Dont Play with Your Food


P/S: Just Eat It, Mofo! 

Amazing Shadow Art


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