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Thursday, June 30, 2011

BamnaNews : Premis Dungun Net Enterprise Hangus

DUNGUN : 29 Jun 2011 Pukul 5.30 Petang, Squad BamnaNews dalam perjalanan ke Warung Mahari untuk melahap nasi kunyit daging telah menyaksikan asap hitam berkepul-kepul di Kampung Pak Sabah. Namun, nafsu makan yang tidak tertahan menyebabkan Squad BamnaNews bertenang sahaja menuju ke Warung Mahari. Setelah habis 14 pinggan nasi kunyit dan 20 batang rokok Dunhill, kami pun bergegas ketempat kejadian dan mendapati premis Dungun Net Enterprise serta rumah sebelahnya telah hangus lettum dimamah api. Kami sempat menemuramah salah seorang mangsa kebakaran. Menurut mangsa, semasa dia tengah syok layan games Wolfteam; dia terdengar bunyi "kepah,pah,pongg" diikuti dengan bau hangit serta api yang sudah marak. Dengan sepantas kilat semua mangsa berlari keluar menyelamatkan diri kecuali Si Tauke Kedai yang sedang berak sembelit di dalam jamban. Menurut bomba, mereka mendapati Si Tauke Kedai telah pengsan di dalam jamban dan terus mengusung beliau keluar untuk melakukan teknik bantuan pernafasan atau CPR.

Motivasi : Jangan Tahan Kentut

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Human Domino

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Honey: Nature's Candy

Iklan Promosi Spa : Pembuangan Bulu

Monday, June 27, 2011

MP3, MP4, MP5, MP6?

Sunday, June 26, 2011

a pot that charges your cell phone when you boil water

Japanese science whizzes have invented a pot that charges your cell phone when you boil water. TES NewEnergy developed the technology for emergencies like earthquakes.

Warning blackberry control in progress

Teamwork : Share victory, share defeat

Friday, June 24, 2011

What Happened In 60 seconds

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Walligator = Wall + Alligator

iPhone 4 is here

How do you fffuuu today?

Consistency

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Pie Area

Shooter 01: permission to fire, sir!

When I want to go to sleep

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

You Should Know About Amazing Salt (60)

SALT USES .. YOU MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN BEFORE

1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess.

2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.

3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.

4. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.

5. Put a few grains of rice in your saltshaker for easier pouring.

The Last Air Bender

Imaginasi Kanak-Kanak

My food shits on your food

Haters gonna hate

Stuff No One Told Me


Monday, June 20, 2011

Cara Hebat Menebar Roti Canai (Pizza)

Cara Robocop Memasak Roti

Pisau Cukur Konsep 2030

How Scientist See The World

Number of Posts on my Facebook Wall Graph

What do countries call themselves?

Kerusi C.H.A.I.R Yang Kreatif

Sunday, June 19, 2011

If you have..

Cleverness : Wanted Ads

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Toothbrush Joke

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?"

Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?"

The mum instead of explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

The beauty and complexity of the English language

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:

"I hit him in the eye yesterday."

The word is "ONLY".

The Message:

1.ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)

Kitaran Hidup


Motor Keweseki (Kawasaki ke?)

Kereta Enjin Stim (Mid Engine)

Japan : Do Not Scream

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Anonymous : Operation Malaysia - Sabah Tourism Leaked


P/S: Tahniah! 

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A Girl In A Bikini is Like..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

SKMM Menyekat Tempat Lepak Orang Muda

Rileks boz, sikit punya hal je tu, try guna web proxy neh http://www.hidemyass.com/

P/S: Nasib baik tempat lepak aku skmm dok tau..hahaha

Monday, June 13, 2011

Tips Menghalang Kecurian

(1) Jangan biarkan anak-anak tidur di ruang tamu seorang diri (Mereka mungkin menggunakan anak sebagai tebusan).

(2) Kunci atau sorokkan semua pisau-pisau yang terdapat di dapur sebelum tidur (Kesemua kes kecurian di dapati pisau hilang dan menurut polis mereka akan mencari pisau dahulu sebelum mencuri bertujuan untuk melindungi diri mereka).

(3) Sekiranya terdengar/terlihat paip air di luar rumah terbuka pada tengah malam (pukul 12:00 ke atas), jangan keluar rumah untuk menutup paip tersebut kerana ini adalah taktik terbaru mereka di mana mereka telah menunggu diluar pintu rumah untuk masuk (Kes terbaru berlaku di Dungun dan Petaling Jaya).

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Resit Hotel Lucah Di Singapore

Pengurus Operasi Yang Bamna

Orang Atasan VS Orang Bawahan

Betulkah Percutian Merehatkan?

Bapak Borek Anak Rintik

Funny Statistic


Skeleton and skeletoff?

Temubual Kerja di IKEA

Perang Iklan : Audi vs BMW

Bila puting beliung aka tornado melanda..

Komik Khinzir Yang Penting Diri

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Belajar Bahasa Cina dalam masa 5 minit

Akibat Remote Yang Selalu Hilang

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