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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Stop Calling 103 on Maxis

If you are using Maxis network and please be alert that now the new charges for making 103 (TM Directory) was increased from 30 cents to RM2.00 per call.(extra of RM1.70 almost 700% jump).

I just found out from my maxis statement dated 21/6/08 today and i rang up the Maxis 123 and been told the new rate was started lately only and since I’m not aware of this new adjustment and they willing to waive it for this month but next month will be charging me based on the new rate (RM2.00 per call to 103).

Shocking right? The best part is everyone knew how ‘good’ service our TM directory can provide?? Most the time i need to call at least 2-3 times to get the number i looking for mean that one number i need to pay RM4.00 to RM6.00…OMG. …equal to one meal already…

So please pass this news to your maxis friends to alert them the new charges.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Makan bersuap

Badjojo TV - japs funny video


8 Years Apart

Best Basketball Bloopers

tv news bloopers

Gymnastics Bloopers! ( Child Abuse )

slam dunk trampoline basketball show

link ke 1000+ e-book berkaitan internet/computer

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Dumbest kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,

Then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"


Empat perkara menguatkan badan
1. Makan daging
2. Memakai haruman
3. Kerap mandi
4. Berpakaian dari kapas

Empat perkara melemahkan badan
1. Banyak berkelamin (bersetubuh)
2. Selalu cemas
3. Banyak minum air ketika makan
4. Banyak makan bahan yang masam

Empat perkara menajamkan Mata
1. Duduk mengadap kiblat
2. Bercelak sebelum tidur
3. Memandang yang hijau
4. Berpakaian bersih

Empat perkara merosakkan Mata
1. Memandang najis
2. Melihat orang dibunuh
3. Melihat kemaluan
4. Membelakangi kiblat

Empat perkara menajamkan fikiran
1. Tidak banyak berbual kosong
2. Rajin bersugi (gosok gigi)
3.. Bercakap dengan orang soleh
4. Bergaul dengan para ulama

The Real Truth Of life.....

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy



640K ought to be enough for anybody… -- Bill Gates, 1981

Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value… -- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons… -- Popular Mechanics

Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud… -- Britney Spears, on heaven

Everything that can be invented has been invented… -- Charles H Duell

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes… -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan

In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their eyes...

It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything… -- Albert Einstein's teacher

Abu Dhabi from Sky-New Landscape

Creative & unique t-shirt's

Sunday, September 27, 2009

outrageously funny commercials

The Chaser McDonalds Upsell

The Chasers war on T-Shirt Jokes

Chaser's War - TShirt Punishment


Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground."

The Simple Facts

  1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
  2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.
  5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
  7. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
  9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
  12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  13. Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  14. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
  15. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  16. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  17. Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
  18. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  19. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
  20. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
  22. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30's lobbied against hemp farmers they saw it as competition.
  23. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  24. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.
  25. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
  26. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  27. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,dogs only have about ten.
  28. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  29. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  30. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  31. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  32. A snail can sleep for three years.
  33. A duck's quake can't echo.
  34. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  35. An average American, in his whole life, will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
  36. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  37. Butterflies taste with their feet.
  38. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  39. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  40. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  41. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  43. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  44. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  45. "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
  46. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  47. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  48. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  49. The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' 'level' and "Malayalam" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
  50. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  51. There are more chickens than people in the world.
  52. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order "abstemious" and "facetious."
  53. There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
  54. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. So do Zebras.
  55. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one periterrow of the keyboard.
  56. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  57. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.


Tweety Bird is 60 years old!

And what about all our other ...

Begging is Also an Art ( Don't you think? )


I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him,

"So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:

"An ID ten T error?

What's that ... In case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned....

"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, " and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T

Monday, September 21, 2009

Kartun : Penyimpan Mohor Besar

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri 1430H

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Alphabet of happiness

Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.

Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.

Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.

Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.

Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.

Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.

Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.

Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.

Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.

Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.

Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.

Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.

Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.

Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.

Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.

Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.

Twitter - Short Comics ( yun must read this )

3 Most Unusual and Creative Pens

Some of the most unusual and creative collection of ballpoint pens. Though some of them may look refreshing on your office desk others might just give you a laugh on the inventions of 21st century.

Check out 3 pics on unusual pens and have your say in the comments below as to which one is useful for you and which one's are the real stupid inventions of this era.

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