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Saturday, December 19, 2009

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE

Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren't here right now but if...

Jane: Dan, what are you doing?

Dan: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.

Jane: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.

Dan: No, I'm sure it's my turn.

Jane: No, you selfish . It's definitely my turn!

Dan: Jane, you ignorant slut. I know it's... wait... Jane... what are you

doing with that frying pan?!?

BONK [really loud thud]

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Jane: Dan is out right now, so please leave your name and number

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