New Durex Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

4. Don't be a fool, cover your tool

5. Wrap your bait before you mate



6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

7. Package your meat for a real nice treat

8. Rap that wanger before you bang her

9. If you're nude then tube your dude.

10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle