Indian English

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England .

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
Sentence in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow .

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the
Yellow sun. See the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be
A pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
Banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink
Panther on TV.


Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
" green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow "