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Saturday, April 4, 2009

How Software Companies Hire People?

Cognizant method : Hire a lion.. ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.

TCS method: Hire a lion give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM's metbod: hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour... he dies of unemployment. ..

Polaris Method: hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL).. change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM).. cut down his allowance (coupons etc).. lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....

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