Sardarji Jokes

SARDARJI bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile
No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..


SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: ' Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'


SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'


How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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