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Transformers : More than meets the eyes

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Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

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INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

*INTERNET PARKING NOTICE*

Offender : You!

Date: Today

Time: 3:00 a.m.

Offence # : in front of the computer TOO LONG!

Details of Offence : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.

The timer starts NOW!

Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later. * * *

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.

She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.

Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.

Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.

She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.

She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.

Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.

With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Hidden games in Internet Explorer

Don't miss this is really interesting! !!

I never knew Microsoft had an inbuilt game designed in IE explorer to see..

Just copy and paste the following in the address bar of internet explorer and press enter. It works even though you don't have Internet..!!


javascript:function reverse() { var inp = " meht morf nrael !!!...ylerecnis gnikrow si enoyreve woh eeS. krow ruoy oD .eciffo ta semag eht gniyalp rof gniyap ton si YNAPMOC ruoY"; var outp =""; for (i= 0; i <=inp.length; i++) { outp = inp.charAt (i) + outp ;}alert(outp) ;}; reverse();

The Shower Test ( Know Your Character )

When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

The following describes your character:

A) Chest - You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and are willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair.

B) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centred person. Average sex partner as you are too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) others.

C) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose f) shoulders.

D) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates.

E) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face and d) hair.

F) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance.

G) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face.

KENALI PERSONALITI MELALUI BENTUK PERUT

Secara umumnya, bentuk perut berkait rapat dengan kekayaan dan status masyarakat.Bentuk perut yang paling ideal ialah tidak terlalu kurus dan tidak terlalu rata. Paling bagus apabila perut itu bulat dan nampak buncit sedikit kerana ia melambangkan panjang umur, murah rezeki, ramai anak dan nama yang baik. Perut yang terlalu buncit pula melambangkan sikap yang tidak sopan walaupun banyak duit. Jika keseluruhan badannya berisi, orang ini dikatakan materialistik dan pandai berniaga. Secara khususnya bentuk perut boleh dikategorikan kepada 4 jenis iaitu bulat, buncit, tinggi tajam dan rata.

Bulat

Perut bulat dan agak buncit sedikit. Pemiliknya dikatakan berjaya dan kaya. Makan minum pakainya sempurna. Seorang yang pemurah dan murah rezeki.

Buncit

Perut yang buncit diumpamakan seperti beg yang penuh berisi duit. Orang ini memang banyak duit tetapi kuat membazir, pemalas dan kuat makan.

Tinggi tajam

Bahagian atas perut tinggi dan tajam, buncitnya menghala ke atas. Individu ini kurang rehat. Sangat kuat bekerja tetapi duit yang dikumpulnya sedikit. Individu ini sanggup melakukan pelbagai kerja untuk mencari sesuap nasi.

Rata

Perutnya sangat rata dan leper. Pemiliknya seorang yang bijak, pencinta seni dan berjiwa besar. Jumlah simpanan wangnya sederhana banyak. Meskipun ‘trend’ masakini yang inginkan perut yang leper dan rata, ia sebenarnya tidak baik untuk kesihatan dan keseimbangan badan. Hal ini disebabkan oleh kehilangan zat-zat penting untuk tubuh badan dan minda yang sihat dan cergas.

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Begging is Also an Art ( Don't you think? )

Bravery: Guts vs Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the A*s and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Theories that'll win Nobel Prize

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

The more you forget, the less you know

Practice makes perfect... ..
But nobody's perfect... ... so why practice?

Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops. >
On my desk, I have a work station... . what more can I say... ... ... .

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result !

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn