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Arab student sends an e-mail

Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:



Dear Dad,



Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.


Your Son
Nasser

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:


Loving son,



Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.



Your Dad

Amazing Evolution of The 21st Century

The pro & cons evolution of the 21st century:

Cons
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Our labour - Effortless

Our relations - Fruitless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Worthless

Our mistakes - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our youth - Jobless

Our ladies - Topless

Our boss - Brainless

Our jobs - Thankless

Our needs - Endless

Our situation - Hopeless

Our salaries - Less and less

Pro
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Our communication - Wireless

Our phones - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our food - Fatless

Our Sweets - Sugarless

Such a big catch - a dream of every fisherman