Resources

Made In China

Spider Goat

Woodblock Notes

Exam Brain

Lawak Hari Hujan

Rock N Roll Souls

P/S: Pilihan di tangan anda!

Evolusi Seluar Baggy

Top Relationship Status

Online Unlimited

p/s: rutin wajib admin setiap pagi...hehe

Office Hang Chair Prank

P/S : No chair?.. Choose japanese style..

Cup Clipper

P/S: Simplify your complicated life!

Facebook Likers Fail

P/S: Think twice before like someone status!

Marketing Concepts Examples

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
- "That’s – Direct Marketing"

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him
- "That’s Advertising"

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
- "That’s Brand Recognition"

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
- "That’s Customer Feedback"

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
- "That’s Demand & Supply Gap"

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives
- "That’s Restriction from Entering New Market".

If Animal have Facebook

If animals have FB or Blackberry account, these are most likely their status:

Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon
Cockroach: managed to skip from some one’s foot step.
Cow: Huh! Again they are touching my breast..what do they think I am? B**ch?
Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her?
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this all due wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink.. Hurray!!
Pig: oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!
Lice: oh shit!! I entered wrong hair.. Smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: “ luckily I am haram”
Goat replies: “ don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?

Relationship Tips 101

Bowling Mainan Perempuan?

P/S: Let see who's playing and who's watching... Absolutely,woha!

Fail Office Paper Clip

P/S: Clean ur dirty mind..

No Smoking at Petrol Station

P/S: Self-Intervention!

He'll become a good photographer

P/S: Dare to fail!

Syaitan Gemuk

Sahabat Rasulullah SAW Abu Hurairah R.A pernah bercerita “Perbezaan syaitan penggoda orang kafir dan syaitan penggoda orang mukmin. Syaitan Penggoda orang kafir kelihatan gemuk, segar, rapi dan memakai baju cantik. Sedangkan syaitan penggoda orang mukmin kurus,kering, kusut, dan telanjang.”

Syaitan gemuk bertanya kepada syaitan kurus, “Mengapa kamu menyedihkan, kau kurus, kering, kusut,dan telanjang?”

 Syaitan kurus menjawab, “Aku bertugas menggoda orang mukmin yang selalu berzikir dan membaca bismillah,menyebut nama ALLAH. Ketika hendak makan dan minum, dia membaca bismillah, menyebut nama ALLAH, maka aku tetap lapar dan haus. Ketika memakai minyak rambut dia menyebut nama ALLAH, maka aku tetap kusut. Dan ketika dia memakai baju, dia juga menyebut nama ALLAH sehingga aku tetap telanjang.”

Syaitan gemuk menyahut, “kalau begitu, aku beruntung, aku bersama orang yang tidak pernah menyebut nama Allah. Pada waktu, dia tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku dapat makan bersamanya sampai puas. Ketika minum, dia juga tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku boleh bersama dia minum. Ketika berhias dia tidak menyebut nama Allah sehingga aku turut berhiasDan, ketika memakai baju, aku pun ikut memakai pakaiannya.”

Begitulah, betapa agung faedah membaca bismilah.

Syaitan tidak dapat bersama makan makanan orang yang membaca : Bismilahirrahmanirrahim !

Wallahualam

Selipar Cop Follow Me

Childhood Guns

P/S: Masihkah kau ingat..

Clever Business Card

Dulu Kini: Hijrah Artis Malaysia

1. Bob Lokman - bekas pelakon, pelawak, komposer
2. Ustaz akhil hayy - bekas penyanyi rock (80-an)
3. Megat - bekas penyanyi kumpulan ACAB
4. Azmeer Mustafa - bekas pelakon filem 'ali setan'
5. Ustaz Radzi - bekas penyanyi rock 'Melissa'
6. Iwan Syahman - bekas penyanyi dangdut
7. Izam - bekas vocalis kumpulan E.Y.E
8. Sham kamikaze - bekas gitaris kumpulan 'kamikaze'
9. Mel - bekas penyanyi kumpulan 'Wings'