Tuesday, November 29, 2011
The Common Mosquito
2- It has one hundred eyes in its head
3- It has 48 teeth in its mouth
4- Inside its little body there are three complete Hearts!!.
5- It has six knives in its nose and each knife has its special use.
6- It has three wings on each side
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Bahaya Tahan Kentut
P/S: Jangan MALU jika anda terkentut atau sengaja kentut di khalayak ramai.. Ia adalah salah satu NIKMAT hidup di dunia ini.. Lepaskan saja kentut itu walaupun di sebelah orang yang terSAYANG.. Bak kata pepatah "Semakin kentut, semakin sayang"..
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Face It Dont Facebook It
"Sebaiknya jangan banyak sangat luah perasaan sendiri kat Facebook. Banyakkan tazkirah untuk semua.. Yang tak puas hati tu simpan dalam hati. Mengadu pada Allah lebih baik dari luah kat Facebook."-Ustaz Azhar Idrus
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Generation Gap - Apple Blackberry
Our parents taught us the meaning of
APPLE and BLACKBERRY
Now we are teaching them the features of
APPLE and BLACKBERRY
P/S: I love real APPLE ;p
Monday, November 7, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Salam AidilAdha 1432H
“Tiada amal anak Adam yang lebih disukai Allah pada hari Aidiladha melainkan ibadat korban. Sesungguhnya binatang yang dikorbankan itu akan datang pada hari kiamat lengkap dengan tanduk, bulu dan kukunya. Sesungguhnya ibadat korban ini diredhai Allah sebelum darah binatang itu jatuh ke bumi. Maka hendaklah kamu berasa lapang dada dan reda akan ibadat korban yang kamu lakukan.” (Hadis riwayat At-Tirmizi)
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Meaning of ABCDEFG
The girl asked the boy: "What's the meaning of ABCDEFG?"
The boy answered: "A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls."
The aunty felt so sweet and when she arrived home,
she asked her husband: "What do u think about me?"
The husband answered: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Aunty felt so surprised and asked the husband what did it mean.
The husband replied: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Gorgeous & Hot!"
Aunty was confused and asked: "What about I, J, K???"
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
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