Saturday, October 31, 2009

HEALTH INSURANCE

Have you noticed how health insurance is like a hospital gown: every
time you turn around, you find something that isn't covered? But
health researchers are discovering what many people have known all
along -- that getting healthy is about more than medicine and
treatment. It also involves a healthy outlook on life.

Various studies have validated the mind/ body connection. Cancer is
often diagnosed within months of the death of one's spouse. People
who are cynical or angry have been shown to be more prone to heart
attacks than those with a more positive outlook. And former Saturday
Evening Post editor Norman Cousins has demonstrated for years how
humor, laughter and hope can aid the healing process.

Not only is a healthy mental outlook necessary, but a healthy
spiritual outlook seems to be equally important. Noted psychologist
Carl Jung (1865-1961) made a telling observation about the
connection between one's mental health and spiritual outlook.
"During the past 30 years, people from all civilized countries of
the earth have consulted me," he said. "Among all my patients in the
second half of life -- that is to say, over 35 -- there has not been
one whose problem in the last resort was not that of finding a
(spiritual) outlook on life. It is safe to say that every one of
them fell ill because he had lost that which living religions of
every age have given to their followers.."

A healthy person is not one with a certain lifestyle, a certain
income or certain favorable circumstances. A healthy person is
usually one with certain attitudes. Positive mental attitudes and
fruitful spiritual attitudes are part of it. One might say that a
robust spiritual outlook is good health insurance.

-- Steve Goodier

Most Unfortunate First and Last Names



 
 


 
 
 

Friday, October 30, 2009

Wackiest Condoms ever






Some thing u just cant Xplain...

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?



" The farmer says,

"Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try and answer,

"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

Just as I got the bucket about full,

she took her left leg and kicked it over."


That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"Try me" the man says.


The farmer relenting, continued

"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope.

Then I sat down and continued to milk her.

Just as I got the bucket about full

she took her right leg and kicked it over."


"Ok so 2 buckets of milk spilled. That still isn't that bad."

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."


" So, what did you do then?"

the man asked, intrigued.


"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.

I sat back down and continued to milk her,

and just as I got the bucket just about full,

the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."


"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!"

but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So then what else did you do?"

the man asked again. "

Well I didn't have any more rope,

so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in.


"Like I said! Some things you just can't explain."

If few things went invisible



 

Mechanical Engineers love





Thursday, October 29, 2009

How Many Guns Fit in a Pair of Pants?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Do You Eat Other's Lunch in Office?



 

The Most Iconic Newspaper Headline


Facts about blood donation

* Person above 18 years of age and over 50 Kgs. in weight can donate blood once in three months.

* A normal adult has five to six liters of blood in his/her body of which only 300 ml is used during blood donation.

* This blood is replaced by your body within 24 to 48 hours!

* No special diet, rest or medicine is required after blood donation.

* The donor should not have taken any medicine in the last 48 hours.

* The donor should not have contacted jaundice in the previous three years.

* Every donor is given a medical checkup prior to donation to see if he/she is medically fit and doesn't suffer from anemia, high blood pressure etc.,

* The donor cannot contract AIDS or any other disease by donating blood.

Funny Marketing

A professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" -That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." -That'sAdvertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. -That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband. -That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything; another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -That's restriction for entering new markets

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Berapa inci rim nih?


Nk Senang Belilah 4x4


Ralliart Custom Spoiler Extreme Downforce


Sport hitching


 
 
 



Strange Ads



Chevrolet cruze



 
 

Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TV

Trick Free Kick Compilation

Latest innovative Wedding Invitation...


Friday, October 23, 2009

Consequences of human pollution

This post is another example of the consequences of human pollution. It’s really shocking!
Sometimes, we have got the feeling that everything man touches becomes dirty… ‘cause wherever man goes, he lets trash behind him without minding of the consequences, no wonder why everything is so polluted or crappy nowadays…
According to the author of the pics, the corpses have not been moved and nothing has been added in the birds or altered in any way… so this is truly amazing but not in a good way.




 
 

Inside a Professional Camera

A camera sliced in half. you can think of just one other possibility that makes everything possible, art. The weirder the exhibit, the more successful it is. If you happen to know why someone would ruin a great camera like that, share your knowledge with the rest of us.






 
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