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A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi ..... zoom ....
Jap : " Look ...look ... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan ! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia . "
Driver : " yah .... "
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi .... zoom.
Jap : " look .... look .... Nissan !!! ..... very good!! very fast ! made in Japan ! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia ."
Driver : " yah ....yah ... "
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi ...zooom. !
Jap : " look .... look ... Honda !!.... very GOOD !!.... very fast !!....made in Japan ! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia "
Driver : " yah ...yah ...yah ....! "
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap : " How much ? "
Driver : " RM150/- "
Jap : " Oh ... very expensive ..... you overcharge !! "
Driver : " Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter !!....very good !! ....very fast ! .... Made in Japan ."
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Made in Japan .. Very Good
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Drifting On A Budget - The Delivery Truck Way
Drifting took the world by storm a few years ago when it was first introduced and though the momentum might have died down a little - nearly everyone can appreciate the skill involved in holding a long sideways slide. Take this guy from China for example, he converted his knock kneed, rear wheel drive, lightweight, skinny tired Chang’an delivery truck and converted it into this purpose built drift machine. We admire his enthusiasm, and we admire his skill in tearing up the tiny roads of a rural Chinese town. Check out the video and admire.
Source: AutoBlog
English Can Be Fun
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Attitude Is Everything by Jim Rohn
The process of human change begins within us. We all have tremendous potential. We all desire good results from our efforts. Most of us are willing to work hard and to pay the price that success and happiness demand. Each of us has the ability to put our unique human potential into action and to acquire a desired result. But the one thing that determines the level of our potential, which produces the intensity of our activity, and that, predicts the quality of the result we receive is our attitude.Attitude determines how much of the future we are allowed to see. It decides the size of our dreams and influences our determination when we are faced with new challenges. No other person on earth has dominion over our attitude. People can affect our attitude by teaching us poor thinking habits or unintentionally misinforming us or providing us with negative sources of influence, but no one can control our attitude unless we voluntarily surrender that control. No one else "makes us angry." We make ourselves angry when we surrender control of our attitude. What someone else may have done is irrelevant. We choose, not they. They merely put our attitude to a test. If we select a volatile attitude by becoming hostile, angry, jealous or suspicious, then we have failed the test. If we condemn ourselves by believing that we are unworthy, then again, we have failed the test.
If we care at all about ourselves, then we must accept full responsibility for our own feelings. We must learn to guard against those feelings that have the capacity to lead our attitude down the wrong path and to strengthen those feelings that can lead us confidently into a better future.
If we want to receive the rewards the future holds in trust for us, then we must exercise the most important choice given to us as members of the human race by maintaining total dominion over our attitude. Our attitude is an asset, a treasure of great value, which must be protected accordingly. Beware of the vandals and thieves among us who would injure our positive attitude or seek to steal it away.
Having the right attitude is one of the basics that success requires. The combination of a sound personal philosophy and a positive attitude about ourselves and the world around us gives us an inner strength and a firm resolve that influences all the other areas of our existence.
To Your Success,
Jim Rohn
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising up every time we fail.." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?" -James Allen
"The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it" -Michelangelo
Monday, March 16, 2009
“People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily” – Zig Ziglar
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Power of the excavator
This tower was specifically built to show off the physical power of the excavator.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Logic of numbers
Why Numbers like : 1 is One & 2 is two.?????????
have you ever thought why ........
1 means "one", and 2 means "two"?
The roman numerals are easy to understand but what was
the logic behind the Phoenician numbers?
It's all about angles !
It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms,
one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with "o"s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles.
etc.
and "O" has no angles
have you ever thought why ........
1 means "one", and 2 means "two"?
The roman numerals are easy to understand but what was
the logic behind the Phoenician numbers?
It's all about angles !
It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms,
one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with "o"s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles.
etc.
and "O" has no angles
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